Things that piss me off, things that make me smile
So a few things cause im pissed..kinda:
1. I’m sick of first timers hearing the National and saying “This sounds like a boring Interpol” or “Is this Coldplay?” It’s awful, uneducated, pathetic comments like this that make me lose faith in music.
2. What the fuck is the deal with the word “Swagger?” What exactly is swagger? Is it like mojo for rappers or is it deeper than that? Its lame and overused and I mostly blame MIA (as usual.)
3. Speaking of MIA whats the deal with the line in paper planes “I’ve got more records than KGB.” Bitch, you’ve got like 3 or so albums, and Diplo made ‘em.
4. Why is MGMT still blowing up? Is this gonna blow over. I was done after I saw them in January and they just now got a spin cover. Is Oracular Spectacular still making girls wet their American Apparel jeans? I guess we honestly have not had more suitable dance rock music to get down to this year yet. I blame Bloc Party.
5. I work at a high profile recording studio in which Rappers come in on a daily basis. If a rapper at this particular studio is a returning guest, we will get a mini personalized license plate for them and attach it to a Razor Scooter. Sounds lame, eh? Well they fucking love it! They ride them bitches up and down the halls all day. Clients beg for their own license plates! Its hella lame. Whats next? Why dont we get them those little playskool vacuums that pop colorful balls in a shell and plaster T-Pains name on that! A bottle of Patron in one hand and he can wheel around that childish crap in the other. They would probably eat that shit up if they nut over razor scooters.
6. The hands free law in California. I can drive down La Brea smoking a cigarette while simultaneously eating a burger, drinking coffee, and changing a CD but as soon as I pick up my goddamn phone I can get a fatty ticket.
7. The new Of Montreal album. It has good moments, but this is the follow up to “Hissing Fauna?” Its overly sexual, ADD, and just when your singing along to hooks like “I wanna beeee your pleasure puss, I wanna knooow whats its like to be insidde you!” it turns into a bad acid trip in some ungodly annoying time signature, with some muddy over produced vocal effect that makes him sound like Georgie Fruit on junk.
Now…..some things that make me smile:
1. Animal Collective will release Merriweather Post Pavilion in January and the first song “Brothersport” leaked. Its amazing! “Open up your, open up your, open up your!” yah!
2. Lil Wayne is awesome. Fuck the Haters. Bitch he’s the bomb like tick tick.
3. I got free Coachella tickets!
4. Arrested Development
5. Spaceland free mondays, Cha Cha lounge, and 4100 bar.
6. This great fake Coachella poster.
6. Logic Pro 8.
Its good to be back and I’ll try to update more often.
Peace
